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Most Pacifist: 1,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,814thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,902nd
The Cyberstate of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Unity, Discipline, Work
Sab
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Edush

Population2.452 billion

CapitalSendependeco
LeaderSab
FaithGaianism

Currencyguilder
Animalporpoise

The Cyberstate of Edush is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sab with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.452 billion Edushians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sendependeco. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edushian economy, worth 276 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,751 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, Edush's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edush's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gaianism.

Edush is ranked 11,719th in the world and 1st in Limpenia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,388.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Pacifist: 1,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,814thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,902ndNicest Citizens: 1,950thSafest: 2,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,107thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,243rdBest Weather: 2,626thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,898thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,921stHighest Food Quality: 3,788thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,061stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,183rdMost Secular: 4,822ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,207thHealthiest Citizens: 5,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,002ndMost Cultured: 6,767thMost Income Equality: 7,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,008thLowest Crime Rates: 8,836thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,719thMost Developed: 12,218thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,405thSmartest Citizens: 13,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,739thLargest Governments: 14,106thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,427thMost Politically Free: 26,927thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,774th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Edush, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, Edush's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Edush was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, trains and passengers alike are often late.
  • : Following new legislation in Edush, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.

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